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| Loved Ones ( Excerpts of Speeches From How Great you Are, And Will Never Be Again ) |
| 07.25.04 (8:17 pm) [edit] |
ALLO
Howdy, it's been a while and I came back from cody's house and Soqui, strangely hyperactive child from Arizona was there. The day went on, dragging and going very slow. We just stayed in the whole day and played games. The day went on and I went to sleep.
WELL THAT WAS FUN!!
I awake the next morning to find Soqui's body missing. I go on the computer and he comes back in the room. So, I want to go and download the Joint Ops demo on Cody's comp and so I do. I have to wait 30 mins so I just play Little Fighter 2 to occupy myself. Soqui goes back to sleep and Joint ops finishes. I play it and mind you, that is some of the greatest multi player. But, dont' get it if you have 56k. No really, whats worse than a bunch of dial up people on a game server?
OK.
The day goes on, everybody awakes, Cody's mom brings us Subway, I play Joint Ops, then I leave. It was fun, and I fell asleep on the way to my house. I got SO FRIGGIN SLEEPY IN THAT CAR!
OH yeah, BTW, We all fell into the creek in Cody's backyard. Some way up the creek, it started to smell like poop. So we went to get our socks. yay. Oh, and we saw a craw dad. Cody was gimli because he had really short shorts on.
tis be it for now, g'night and stay away from parked cars.
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| Jake was really thirsty the other day ago... |
| 07.23.04 (9:57 am) [edit] |
OK, came back from Cody's house. It was jolly fun. I'll instruct you with my mighty ways on how it started. Lemme just get this blasted radio to work....
Ah.
Ok.
It started out with my mom and I leaving at like, 1pm. We went out, and dropped me off at Cody's house. I walked up and the front door was blocked off due to some flower pots. The garage door was open so I went in there and opened up the door and yelled, "I'M HOME!"
Then I took my shoes off. It was fun.
We talked for like, 8 minutes and we went upstairs. Cody told me to stop by the room we always go into to play games. He tells me there is a suprise in there and so I rush in. Oh golly mcgoshers! IT's David! His neighbor.
Uh, okay. Fun.
So, we play games for the rest of the day until that process is halted around 6pm. The neighbors had a Slip n' Slide set up so everybody goes on it except me because I'm a party pooper. Patrick, AKA El Tubby Italian, runs towards it AND SLIPS! IT WAS PERHAPS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS EVER!
Yeah.
We go back inside, play some games and decide to go outside into Cody's backyard. He told us there are snakes in there so we go out and want to catch some. We don't find any and we explore around. We walk through these branches, through blackberry bushes, to find a spot where you can sit down and stare at the creek. Kind've scary, after Cody told us the story of the Deer Man. So, Jake is walking across and falls in. We all start laughing but the good stuff starts later.
We talk for a bit, and Patrick goes down a bit to the creek. He slips and falls in and he tries to get up, but he keeps sliding back down. It was funny, we were literally crying of laughter. Oh man, it was funny. Around there, Jake had to go back home. We go back in and play games until we go to Hollywood Video. We rent Rainbow Six 3 for Playstation and Gothika. I found that movie to be really...Odd.
So, we play Rainbow Six and we have fun. Okay, we go to bed around then. We went to bed early around 12:30am.
We wake, up I clean the room, Pat does all of the chores Cody's dad needs us to do, and Cody cleans the dishes we used for French toast. We go outside often, and we chase an ice cream truck. I get a Snow Cone and mind you, these things are the best.
So, we play games and it's around there when I go home. I forgot to go to the block party but I'll go to it next year. Ah well.
Tis be it for me, g'night, everyone.
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| Pound cake + Vinh = Love |
| 07.20.04 (11:11 am) [edit] |
Came back from Pat's house yesterday. It was pre'ey fun. Yep.
Ok. Thing is, I should probably explain what I did. I got there and Patrick's mom is in the door way and I hand her a brochure about my mom's business. Yadda yadda, I go in and... Oh yeah, Vinh and Patrick were watching a game on the Xbox. So, they go in their room and it gets kind of boring. So, I spot Deus Ex : Invisible War and I put it in the Xbox. I play and throw stuff. Man, that game got old fast. So, we go into the living room and watch TV. Around then, Joe, Pat's older brother, comes in and we go outside. Johnny, his younger brother, has a Hardball 2 airsoft shotgun. It doesn't work cuz he sat on it like, eight thousand times. Well, I got an idea and i make that little piece of crap shoot again. All thanks to me, but I didn't even see them show me an action of gratitude.
Darn bums.
So, Johnny starts shooting it all over and he shoots Vinh in teh shoulder. Then, Vinh got a bruise. Mmkay. Well, the day progressed on and Joe and Vinh played Halo. Well, they finished and Joe made Johnny and I play against each other. I had to set up my profile so I made my characters name Barkley. If you all paid attention, you should have gotten a receipt and the answer to who is Barkley.
Well, it is their dog. So, it looked like You killed Barkley or You were killed by Barkley. Great stuff, eh?
So we play at..Prisoner and I win 25-19. I'm not kidding, I'm awesome.
Day progresses on and Vinh eats about twelve pieces of Pound Cake. Well around then I leave and when I got back home, I watched the Assistant. It was darn tootin funny!
Well, that's enough blabbin for now, I'll update you all with info later. G'night.
Er, g'afternoon.
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| Uh. Uh. Poop. |
| 07.15.04 (9:02 pm) [edit] |
MMMCHAI METAL SLUG 4 IS AWESOME YESSUM MMM.
Ok, now that is out of the, I will get onto...
THE MAIN BLOG!
*activates applause sign*
*nothing*
Curse my lack of fans!
So, we went out into Newberg today. We threw some wood into this place where you throw wood.
Then it gets destroyed.
After, we went to Abbys. It was average but something caught my eye...
METAL SLUG 4!
I got to that part in lvl 4 when that hobo drives you around in a motorcycle and you perform drive bys on soldiers. Yeah, it was great.
Came back home, watched some of the boob tube, and now this is where you find me from there.
Yep.
So, not much happened today, it was incredibly boring.
Well, my sister is making weird noises and its making my mom mad.
Uh...
Uh! Uh!
*digs through joke books to find something to distract crowd*
HOW DO YOU MAKE A NAPKIN DANCE?!
PUT A BOOGIE IN IT!
*throws smoke bomb*
BWHAHAHA! :twisted:
*smoke clears but I'm still there*
Ah...ah...poop :(
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| Curse Tblog! |
| 07.13.04 (2:46 pm) [edit] |
Look! It doesn't say Sympathy for the Self Confident at the top! It's a blasphemy!
I was humbled by Tblog's sweet images!
Well...
That's crap.
Well, I have one main strat. when ordering a pizza now.
Step 1. Mumble.
Step 2. Say, "There's a bomb under your seat."
Step 3. When asked to repeat, say, "I want sauce covered with meat."
Clever, eh?
Very!
Well, not much has happened lately. But something creepy happened... 4:50 this morning? Yeah, I woke up to a really large rumble.
I stay up for a bit and look out my window. Well, I'm still in bed and the window covering machines (bad memory!) were half open. So I see a flash and then it rumbles. Pretty awkward but we all know it is lightning.
But it sucks around then because I stay up until 6am.
But It all payed off with me sleeping in until 12:23pm.
So, not much has happened in these long periods of time except for the fact I made a Mk 23 out of cardboard. Well, I had to put these side panels along the side because the sides lift up and so you can see the "barrel" and well... It's crappy so just bare with it.
Yeah.
Well, I also got a slushee, a half eaten whopper (mighty small!) and a cheese burger.
Um..I also have a post it.
Yeah, I'm running out of topics so I'm just gonna leave you all to your lives.
Don't look out your window!
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| TMG = Friggin idiot |
| 07.11.04 (1:46 pm) [edit] |
I'm putting in a new blog about perhaps one of the most annoying people when they use the computer...
My sister, Therese.
THANKS ALOT FOR UNINSTALLING MOST OF THE CRAP THAT I USE ON THE COMPUTER
This made me so mad that I just had to make a new blog about it.
Rot in hell, belovedly hated sister.
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| Yar! The cannon! |
| 07.10.04 (3:59 pm) [edit] |
Talked to Pat for 2 and a half hours 2 nights ago. Bloody awesome!
So, I haven't blogged in a few days and well, thats because I'm leading a horrible loser-ish life.
Cool, huh?
Well, screw the small talk, I have something new for today...
THINGS I SHOULD/N'T DO FOR SCHOOL NEXT YEAR!
Alright, you wanna hear it folks at home? Alright, I'll start...
1. Spend more time talking with Luke
2. Don't comment on how big one of Luke's zits have gotten
3. Don't poke one of Luke's zits.
4. Spend more time talking with Mr Johnson, one of the greatest teachers EVAR!
5. Get on high honors. I might have gotten on honors but apparently it isn't good enough. Curse demanding parents!
6. Buy some airsoft guns. Uhh, for off school fun.
7. Buy a Soft Air gun from Alex.
8. DON'T EAT THE PASTE!
9. Persuade Mr Bruni to sing to us.
10. Black mail teachers.
11. Have fun at Shane's house despite how small it is.
12. Shudder when Mr Johnson teaches us PE in old 70's shorts with the slits and a Dukes of Hazzard shirt.
13. Persuade Mr Bruni into listening to The Walkmen.
14. Persuade Ms Kirchgrabber into listening to Stereogram.
15. Get a belt.
16. Don't say jokes which got me kicked out of class at least a few times.
17. Raise my hand before shouting.
18. Break doesn't mean time to build robots out of the cars in the parking lot (darn!).
19. Get Mr Johnson to bring in his Xbox again.
20. Kill everybody in the class at Halo.
21. Try to get pictures of kids getting angry at me.
22. Try to make everybody hate me at the end of the year since I probably won't see them again.
23. Don't repeatedly trip, even if there was a magial frog.
24. Don't bribe the priest into helping me with drive bys at the Taco Bell.
25. March 17 is not babble like an idiot day.
If I think of anymore, I'll be sure to post them.
Thanks for your time, G'night.
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| Fireworks = Mayhem |
| 07.06.04 (11:59 am) [edit] |
Jeez, what do I wanna say?
I woke up a while ago and I'm all out in space and crap. I'm all stretching and touching the wall.
:shock:
So yeah, I went to Cody's house the other day ago. We bought $53.65 worth of fireworks. Insane, yes yes but we love our fireworks.
So we get home, light off eight hundred smoke bombs and so on. We light some till 10 o' clock.
Get this.
The neighbors baby is trying to sleep so cody's dad tells us to stop lighting fireworks. So he goes and gets a firework and begins to light it. So all of a sudden, there's all these bright lights and loud noises for probably 30 seconds.
Smart, Denver, Smart.
So anyway, we go back in, play games till 4 in the morning whatever.
I wake up and Cody's dad is watching TV. I look around for my glasses and then Cody wakes up. Apparently, Cody's dad stole my glasses.
So, we go on, play games, I get a score of 62-8 in CS.
Then it comes time for me to go home.
I go home, boring crap.
Go to sleep...wake up...go to sleep...wake up...
And so there you find me. I don't feel like saying anything incredibly funny. Bah, I'll say it later sometime.
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| Hyperactivity is like ADHD. Except it's called Hyperactivity. |
| 07.02.04 (10:48 am) [edit] |
I'm dressed up as an anarchist because I'm sanding. Did you know that Anarchists invented sanding? So I'm sticking with the tradition and I got a hoodie and put a bandana around my face. yipeeee! :twisted:
I haven't posted in you bloggy in daaaays!
Yeah.
SOOOOOO ANYWAYS Jena went camping, cody got second degree burn and has a really big bump. I want to take a picture of it and post it on here. Then, I could make it follow your cursor.
THE BUMPIS OF CODY!!
So yeah, I'm random today but I wanted to mention when I went to Target to get some clothes. I had to get undies and my mom was shouting out my size. She's all holding up the bag and running up to strangers and asking them if that size seems apropriate. Then she'd point to me and say THATS MY SON I AM HARASSING!
So anyway, I got a belt and it's a tad bit too small.
*sigh*
So I also got a shirt that said Future Millionare but all of a sudden Beeb-o-wan Kenobi said, "Mike, use your mind, don't get a shirt too long, don't get a shirt too long."
BUT IT'S THE ONLY SIZE!!!!i!
So I didn't and bought a boring gray sleeved shirt. It makes me think of unicorns.
I love Dr Peppy.
SO ANYWAY
I'm getting back into my RPG habit and playing Seiken Densetsu 3, Livealive, Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, and Final Fantasy V. I just put the V there to sound sophisticated.
I've also been shooting up stuff with Unreal Tournament 2003 and Soldat. Yaay! Blood and gore!!!
Well, I have to go take El Julio out. If you don't know who El Julio is, you should not. He will hump your children and eat your food. Kind've like Pee Wee Herman if he wasn't caught by police.
WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN AND I'LL POST UP WITH EL YOU LATER. IF THAT MADE ANY SENSE, I WOULD hi.
G' Night.
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